One year ago today, Rob Pelinka and Jeanie Buss could do no wrong. Now, everyone is calling for their jobs. What happened? Well, July 9th 2018, the Lakers signed Crazy.
It’s not hard to recognize crazy, but we sometimes ignore the signs. We ignore them because even crazy can make you feel good. It could be laughing with you at a bar. Smiling with you on vacation. Sleeping with you in your bed. Making you dinner while you watch TV.
Sounds nice, doesn’t it?
When you become this comfortable with crazy, all of the red flags you saw before become a distant memory. You’ll even find yourself sticking it out with crazy, until you walk out for work one morning to see that your car has “I’M PREGNANT” keyed into it and say to yourself:
“Ohhh… Yeah, that was a bad idea.”
Because crazy only rests. It never goes away.
So, why would the Lakers think their franchise was any different from Cleveland or Miami? Why did I think things would be different this time around? It’s not like all of this dirty laundry was in a room somewhere, away from the public eye. We were all witnesses, after all.
Continue reading “LeBron James Is Crazy”
It will be 10 years since disgraced official Tim Donaghy released his tell-all book. Yet another butchering of last season’s NBA playoffs led me to finally give the book a read. Now, I’m wondering what took me so long.
Following the ridiculousness that was the 2018 NBA Playoffs, which prompted a league reaction for #RefWatchParty, I was prompted to write about the results of said reaction; However, I was also prompted to order a book that had been gently gnawing away at my subconscious for close to a decade now: “Personal Foul”, by Tim Donaghy.
And I encourage you to do the same, especially if you have any sort of doubts regarding the officiating in the NBA. You really won’t know what to think about the book until you read it for yourself.
Why? Because every opinion I have ever heard about the book is incredibly biased, as anyone who has any kind of negative spin on it has apparently never read the damned thing.
Continue reading “Late Whistle”
I thought it would be fun for all of us to go back and laugh at all of the 2019 playoff “predictions” I made back in October.
Back in October, I, Nostra-Dan-us, made some wild and silly predictions for the upcoming 2019 NBA playoffs, that start tomorrow. I’ve taken off my ridiculous white afro and Jamaican accent, to go back over each and every single one, with my correction pen, and edit as I see fit.
Let’s see how I did, shall we?
Continue reading “Nostra-Dan-us is a Hack!”
We were all floored from hearing the news that Magic Johnson was stepping down from his role as president of basketball operations for the Los Angeles Lakers; However, I’ve watched enough gangster flicks to recognize when things aren’t what they seem.
Upon hearing the breaking news that Magic had quit, I sent out a tweet, comparing the situation to a scene from the Godfather II.
However, I woke up the next morning thinking that perhaps not everyone – or a vast majority of my fifty-seven followers – got the reference? Perhaps a little backstory on exactly who Frankie “Five Angels” was, is needed? And just how many similarities are there between the Lakers ongoing saga and the greatest cinematic saga of all time, The Godfather?
Well, let’s start from the beginning:
Continue reading “Don Jeanie and the Buss Family”
Who killed it? And who – or what – is slowly rising from out of its grave?
“My name is Dan. I love basketball, probably at an unhealthy level”
This is the introduction to my About Cleaning Up The Glass page. And, although I can convince myself that this statement holds true for the sport in general, I no longer can say with a straight face that this accurately represents my love for the way it’s played at the professional level. Which is where my love for the game had originally blossomed, and, therefore, where the majority of my knowledge lies.
Continue reading “Professional Basketball is Dead”